Publisher: Dried-on Milk

I'm Stacia. I should note that it looks like I've been drinking in this picture but I didn't even have a lick of alcohol that night, just good old fashion laughter. I write because it fills my soul to make people laugh. 1. I'm terrible at grammar and punctuation but I'm trying, so please don't be a meanie if you catch an error. Besides, often the "errors" are intentional so that you read the story how it's going in my head. 2. I am a full-time, working mom (graphic designer). On the side I love to plan parties, make invitations and whatnot for various events. I try hard to cook but I'm really not very good at it. I love to read like the nerd I am. Join me on Goodreads. I enjoy gardening, crunchy-granola-y-stuff, cussing, real food, and crafting. Finally, I'm the biggest tech nerd you'll ever meet... computers, software, iPads, iPhones, and on and on. LOVES IT! 3. I am married to a wonderful man J. His name is actually Jason, I'm just too lazy to type the whole name out. 4. I have a beautiful daughter, Ava, who has an attitude the size of Texas. She's 5 and bat-shit crazy. She gives me a run for my money every. single. day. And of course, I've never loved something so much. 5. I also have a 2 year old son. His name is Ethan Zane but we often call him EZ for short. His initials are EZE and in honor of the dead rapper (not really, it just worked out that way). Ethan is my little pimp baby. He wore a helmet to correct his plagiocephaly. It's all good now and clearly he rocked the shit out of it. Also, because this is my blog I can BRAG like crazy that he's the best baby EV-AH! 6. I have a cat that was my first baby and unfortunately has been put on the side burner since little Miss Ava came along. Not on purpose I assure you, I love him just the same. He's a priority but not the top priority anymore. Jeez, what did you think I was going to say? I'm no animal abuser. We call him Sam, Sammy or more formally, Mr. Samuel-poopykins. 7. I'm highly addicted to Instagram, Pinterest and Facebook. 8. I will rarely talk about work since I actually like my job and don't want to be dooced. 9. This blog is called Dried-on Milk because someone is always spilling milk. We have lots of hardwood floors in our house and dammit, do you know how hard it is to get dried-on milk off?! P.S. Don't steal my pictures and/or writing. No one wants to get into all that legally mess... besides I have a good lawyer friend. Thank ya, darlins! Read more: http://www.driedonmilk.com/p/meet-crazy.html#ixzz37SlhY4G5 Under Creative Commons License: Attribution Follow us: @driedonmilk on Twitter | driedonmilk on Facebook